Lobby for universal gift-giving rights—everyone deserves a present, regardless of whether they’ve been naughty or nice or live in New Jersey. TIP # 2 Hit the trails, because lugging gifts worldwide doesn’t count as cardio. TIP # 1
 Finish building out that North Pole bomb shelter... and distribute less electronic gifts (they won't work in the apocalypse anyway) TIP # 3 Read the Naughty List thoroughly;
no more mistaken coal deliveries or billionaire pardons this year. TIP # 4 Resolve to make your global delivery route more eco-friendly by only using sleighs that run on renewable reindeer energy. TIP # 5 Ensure all Christmas carols are copyright-free —
so every elf can sing and dance on TikTok without worrying about royalties. TIP # 6 7 TIP # Use Starlink for good and not evil. Make sure all gifts are equally distributed,
without playing favorites with countries that are not sending their very best cookies. Continue distributing coal in stockings to climate change deniers.
They like that. TIP # 8 Realize there's nothing sexier than a tax cut. TIP # 9 In 2025, strive to being kinder, gentler, more compassionate.
Enjoy the holiday season and carry that thought throughout the entire new year! TIP # 10